Somebody Stop Him

By Gulu Ezekiel

The Indian Premier League has become the latest chest-thumping vehicle for Indian Netizens both at home and abroad. Any non-Indian critic of the annual jamboree now into its third year is immediately dubbed a racist. Any Indian critic is dubbed a traitor. This is new-age jingoism at its worst.

How a domestic cricket league with a smattering of international players came to this pass is entirely due to the massive PR machine cranked out by Lalit Kumar Modi and his merry band of Bollywood stars, fat-cat businessmen, ex-players and journalists, all with a vested financial interest in singing from the sang hymn sheet.

The clamour for the ICC to create a ‘window’ free of international cricket for the six weeks of the IPL in summer and the two weeks of the Champions League in winter is growing ever louder. But assuming the ICC succumbs to such pressure and gives Modi what he wants, will he settle for that?

Make no mistake—Modi and the IPL’s ultimate target is not six or eight weeks in the calendar. World cricket domination is in his sights and it is the Indian cricket public who will decide whether he gets what he desires or has his ambitious plans thwarted.

But there are bumps on the superhighway and the biggest was revealed in Mumbai where the auction for two new franchises for IPL IV collapsed on Modi like a warm soufflé more due to his greed than anything else.

The Ravindra Jadeja scandal also proves that the players are helpless–albeit richly paid–pawns. For the owners, these players, many of them national icons, are the ultimate status symbols. They are flaunted much like the latest Gucci handbag or Manolo Blahnik shoes. In other words, they are trophy players for the owners.

While 60 matches will be played this year, next year the number jumps to 94. Will the Indian cricket-mad public continue to lap up this TV reality show or will they suffer from indigestion?

For senior cricketers the IPL is like a gilt-edged Voluntary Retirement Scheme. Why spend the year traveling the cricket world playing for your country when you can take home 10 times the money playing hit-and-giggle cricket for a few weeks?

For the new generation of cricketers, the temptations are irresistible. Why slog and sweat it out for the handful of places in the national or even state side when you can make a tidy packet bowling four overs or batting for a few more? The route to riches has never been easier.     

But one can hardly blame them. It is the authorities who have created this money-fuelled machine that has upturned a value system going back over a century in a matter of three years.  

So what if the IPL is creating a generation of half-baked cricketers who fail at the international level? If Modi has his way, such cricket will anyway be defunct. 

South Africa in 2008 was just the first step. Canada and the United States beckon. In five years time will international cricket be replaced by IPL-backed franchises traveling round the world with Modi the ringmaster cracking the whip?

It is the Indian fan alone who will ultimately decide cricket’s fate. Hang on for the ride.    

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